THE POLITICS OF PERSONAL DESTRUCTION AS PRACTICED BY HOWARD COUNTY EXECUTIVE, "KING," KEN ULMAN, HIS BLOOD SOAKED ADMINISTRATION AND THE MARYLAND DEMOCRATIC PARTY!

DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!  

THE VERY SAME KING ULMAN WHO URGES HIS MINIONS TO, "CHOOSE CIVILITY," HAS, RATHER UNCIVILLY, CALLED FOR BLOODSHED, (SOUND TOO DRAMATIC-WATCH, LOOK AND LISTEN-THIS IS A PSYCHOLOGICALLY DERANGED KING ULMAN), BY PRIVATE CITIZEN(S), FOR EXERCISING THEIR RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH!

BUSTED?
I THINK SO!


IN ORDER TO PUNISH THIS BLOGGER FOR HIS JUSTIFIED PUBLIC CRITICISMS, OF HIS MAJESTY, THE THIN SKINNED ROYAL HAS ORDERED, (HARD TO BELIEVE AGREED, BUT FACTUALLY TRUE), 
ALL GOVERNMENT SERVICES AND ACCESS TO SERVICES TERMINATED AND ALL FUTURE REQUEST AND APPLICATIONS DENIED WITHOUT CONSIDERATION!

DEMOCRAT AND HOWARD COUNTY EXECUTIVE KEN ULMAN HAS ORDERED ALL QUALIFIED FOR GOVERNMENT BENEFITS, OF WHICH THERE ARE ONLY THREE, ELIMINATED WITHOUT EXPLANATION.

HE HAS DIRECTED HIS PERSONAL CHARLATANS AT HCDSS TO TERMINATE HIS ONLY BENEFIT WHICH COVERS HIS ONLY MEDICAL COVERAGE-MEDICARE. EVEN THOUGH, YOURS TRULY, IS FULLY QUALIFIED FOR THE BENEFIT AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS-HIS LAP DOGS AT HCDSS HAVE OBEDIENTLY COMPLIED!

THE KING HAS ORDERED ALL REQUEST FOR SERVICES FROM GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENTS DENIED AND REFUSED WITHOUT EXPLANATION-THE HOWARD COUNTY OFFICE OF HUMAN RELATIONS HAS DONE EXACTLY THAT AND HAVE OBEDIENTLY COMPLIED!


DEMOCRAT KEN ULMAN HAS ORDERED ALL MEDICAL SERVICES, AS WELL AS MEDICINE THERAPIES FOR A DISABILITY BE, WITHOUT CAUSE AND REGARDLESS OF HEALTH CONSEQUENCES, TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY. AND HIS LOYAL LAPDOGS AT SHEPPARD PRATT HAVE ALL OBEDIENTLY COMPLIED! AND THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS MEDICAL, PROFESSIONAL, AND LEGAL MALPRACTICE AT IT'S MOST BRAZEN,  IF IT IS ANYTHING. I'M CERTAIN, THE KING, AS A PRIVATE ATTORNEY, WOULD BE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IN ANTICIPATION OF THE PROCEEDS FROM THAT MALPRACTICE LAWSUIT-I'M TELLING YOU-I'M SURE OF IT!

I KNOW, YOU NEED MORE EVIDENCE. NO WORRY. THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF EVIDENCE.

THE SHALLOW AND THIN-SKINNED ULMAN HAS ORDERED JOHNS HOPKINS MEDICINE AND HOWARD COUNTY GENERAL HOSPITAL TO DENY ALL ACCESS TO MEDICAL SERVICE AND TREATMENT, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL STAFF, OF MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, HAVE OBEDIENTLY COMPLIED!

                                                 

U.S. SENATOR BENJAMIN CARDIN, YES THE FLIP-FLOPPING DEMOCRAT HIMSELF, INITIALLY OFFERED ASSISTANCE WITH THE ILLEGAL THEFT OF MY HCDSS BENEFIT, THEN WHEN DIRECTED BY THE KING, DRAGGED HIS FEET AND WAS RELUCTANT, BUT FINALLY DECIDED TO HELP WITH THE DENIAL OF LAST YEARS SLMB BENEFIT. NOW WITH HCDSS DIRECTOR CHARLENE GALLION, AND FEDERAL SLMB BENEFITS COORDINATOR CAROL BUCKLEYS NEW 2010 CALL FOR THE DENIAL OF,  PRIVATE CITIZENS, FULLY  QUALIFIED FOR BENEFIT, AND APPARENTLY HAVING BEEN SEVERELY SCOLDED BY HOWARD COUNTYS KEN ULMAN, HAS ONCE AGAIN, LOYALLY AND OBEDIENTLY DENIED ALL ACCESS, ASSISTANCE AND CONTACT!

 

ULMAN HAS ORDERED ALL PRIVATE PHYSICIANS TO DENY PROFESSIONAL SERVICES TO, YOURS TRULY, AND SO FAR , AT LEAST, EVERY PRIVATE DOCTOR CONTACTED HAS SHOCKINGLY COMPLIED!

YOU'D HAVE TO BE A LAWYER, OR IN NEED OF ONE TO APPRECIATE THIS ONE, TILL YOU READ, "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES," BELOW, BUT THE BOY KING HAS ORDERED ALL REQUEST FOR LEGAL SERVICES FROM THE MARYLAND DISABILITY LAW CENTER AND  LEGAL AID CLINIC INC, REFUSED AND IGNORED WITHOUT EXPLANATION, AND BOTH HAVE OBEDIENTLY COMPLIED-WITHOUT EXPLANATION!

ULMAN, LITERALLY, WANTS A LIFE, AND HUMAN BLOOD, TO PAY FOR HIS BEING EXPOSED-AS I HAVE DONE! AND TILL HE DOES HIS DIRTY DEED-WILL CONTINUE TO DO!

YOU MAY REMEMBER HOW ULMAN SCURRIED AROUND TO "CLEAN-UP," HIS QUESTIONABLE, IF NOT ILLEGAL, HOUSEKEEPER ISSUE, WHEN RUNNING FOR HIS FIRST TERM. WELL, THERE'S MORE TO KEN ULMANS WEALTH. SOME OF THE MOST SCURRILOUS CAPITALIST PIGS, WHO MAKE THEIR RICHES ON THE BACKS OF SOME OF THE POOREST AND MOST DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE IN OUR NATION, HAVE PUT HIM IN THE FINANCIAL BRACKET HE SAVORS, LIKE PIGS WALLOWING IN THEIR OWN FILTH! 

HOWARD COUNTY EXECUTIVE KEN ULMAN, THE MARYLAND GOVERNMENT, AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY-NATIONWIDE,  ARE A TRULY SEEDY BUNCH OF CHARLATANS, WHOSE GUTLESS BRAND OF PERSONAL DESTRUCTION UPON THOSE WHO EXERCISE THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO FREE SPEECH, IS A DISGRACE TO DEMOCRACY AND HUMAN DECENCY! AND WE THINK WE'RE AN EXAMPLE FOR THE WORLD? 

THIS IS AS SAD A COMMENT ON OUR POLITICS, AS IT IS ON ONE MAN-WHO IS, IN MY OPINION, ANYTHING BUT!

THE POLITICS OF PERSONAL DESTRUCTION AS PRACTICED BY HOWARD COUNTY EXECUTIVE, "KING," KEN ULMAN, HIS BLOOD SOAKED ADMINISTRATION AND THE MARYLAND DEMOCRATIC PARTY!

BUT, KEEP IN MIND VOTERS, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU VOTE DEMOCRATIC, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU VOTE FOR THIS SCURRILOUS KEN ULMAN!

SO, HERE I AM, YOUR HIGHNESS. PROUD AND UNDETERRED. YOU MAY TAKE THIS LIFE, BUT YOU'LL DO SO IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, WITH TV CAMERAS-IF THEY CHOOSE, AND IN FULL PUBLIC VIEW! I AM PLEASED TO BE THE INDELIBLE STAIN ON YOURS, AND EVERY OTHER GUTLESS MARYLAND POLITICIAN IN OFFICE, POLITICAL LEGACIES.

Howard County Exec Ken Ulman, now safely out of the primary election process......

where he was running unopposed, renews his calls for blood to be 
shed by private citizen and blogger, godless bob.

In honor of this occasion,  and as a response to your many request, I re-post "the emperor has no clothes."


what's all this hostility
towards every living thing
perhaps it's because of the democrat
who seems to think he's king
could it be our wicked king
is still eager to strike a pose
now that all the voters can see
our emperor has no clothes
he seems to have his blinders on
he doesn't seem to hear
just look at what he's done to bob
as we start this year
he's called out the special forces
they've been ordered by the czar
to waste our funds and resources
to punish godless from afar
now godless holds in high regard
police officers
you see, they were there for godless bob
when things, one day, were worse
but why is it so necessary,
if i may be so bold,
to throw this blogger into jail
so the king can have his gold
it started with our forces
escorting "grass roots" in
it's happened many times before
and now it's happened once again
grass roots says that what they want
is to get bob what he needs
but they didn't say what the corporal wants
and he beats them till they bleed

"you're going to tell this godless bob,"
i think i heard him say,
"we're going to have to lock you up,
till you're feeling better some future day."
their smile, a blade, that's suddenly in
and twisting all around
they'll leave your soul a lifeless mess
your flesh a lifeless mound
as "helping" folks they're really lame
as everyone can see
they'll do exactly to you, too
just what they did to me
should "roots" come knocking at your door
pretending they're on your side
remember,
they're incapable of independent thought
so carry on with your suicide
they're muppets, puppets and marionettes
and i'm sorry for being so crass,
but everything they do and say is
because of the hand shoved up their ass
it's this wimpy character of grass roots folks
that really made the corporal burn,
"get out of my way, you do nothings,
step aside it's now MY turn"
they say it's a caring welfare call
but that's not really what they mean
they're looking for skimpy evidence
anything,
to break your fucking knees
the corporal said,
"if you don't mind i'd like to check you out,
you just might know the martial arts,
you might turn us inside out"
now godless did as bob was told
but the corporal was high strung
treating bob like he was
some kind of a charlie manson
ken called out his private forces
but bob's an easy bust
pecking at his keyboard
and saying what he must
"i need to arrest this godless bob
no stone will go unturned,
but after searching high and low
there's nothing new we've learned"
the corporal said bob might be a cop killer
WOW - how fuzzy is HIS vision!
even ice tea, who wrote that before,
plays a cop now on MY television
a pat down here, handcuffs, shackles
a ball and chain, i think, too
and even though bob is quite caucasian
his skin is black and blue
ok officers, you win, i lose
my hat's off to the czar
but personally your time is better spent
chasing carjackers who carjack cars
they dragged bob out of his private home
shackled like a slave
they're only goal to silence bob
that's clearly what they crave
the boys in blue have captured me
do with me as you will
but really folks, for reclusive bob,
this is ken's harassment and overkill
but this is why they're unique training
is best to fight criminality
not for abusing vocal bloggers
who upsets the powers that be
in other words, let me say,
and i hope i don't get sued,
while this schmuck of a king,
wants to abuse bob from afar
the police have more honorable things to do

there's too much temptation for the powers that be
the czar, the king, ken ulman
to use police, not for fighting crime,
but to harass and abuse a blogger

the epitome of impotence the kind viagra cannot fix
the epitome of ignorance that comes from un-intelligence
the epitome of abuse some governments seem to think
a justifiable weapon to conceal their slumlord links
the epitome of schmuckery and of letting it all hang out
ken's seething contempt for the godless one, who continues to call him out
the epitome of gutlessness and of how it came to be
of this simple minded politician who lacks the gonads to face me
the epitome of this crooked king who favors profits over lives
the epitome of irresponsibility for ignoring tenants cries

he ignored this bob 2 years ago
he ignored all the others too
and now he wants to save his face
by killing you know who
i know it's been some time ago
when we learned about free speech

could be such of a reach
while separation of church and state
is founded in our constitution
this mutual stroking of politicians and cops
needs an equally sound solution
my appeal is, simply, to the best
of the howard county pd
to use your exceptional talents for crime fighting
not for harassing lone bloggers, like me
just as there is no santa claus
and no easter bunny, too
just as there is no freedom for me
there's also no freedom for you
the king steps up to the cameras
adjusting his microphone
his words are highly polished
his words are perfectly honed
he puts on his official poker face
and says all he can say
"this godless bob says way too much,
this godless bob must pay"
"this freedom of speech we love so much
is such a ghastly thing,
but i've signed the law that gives that right
only to a king"
"he exposed my association
with slumlords, thugs and such,
he'll never see daylight again,
he knows just way too much"
"my dreams of higher office
are now thoroughly infected,
as long as godless bob's alive
i cannot be elected"
" but all this time and resources
on a blogger with no clout
and in my private moments,
i'm having a few doubts"
"this bob has cost me way too much
he'll get all he is due
but did i put an end to him,
or light the bloody fuse?"
" this pressure that i'm living with
because of all my woes,
godless bob has made you see,
this emperor has no clothes"
the corporal says i have no right
to issue a disclaimer,
still i want you folks to know,
my heart is actually tamer

so, now that i have let you see
this emperor has no clothes,
i'm preparing for my final bow,
i'm preparing for my close
lloyd and weber said this thing
about another guy
but king ulman has taken aim
"this godless bob must die"
no need to wonder where it is
no need to wonder why
king ulman has found his fame,
"because godless bob will die"
no need to wonder where it is
no need to wonder why
king ulman has found his fame,
"because godless bob will die"
i'll take some sips, some chips and dips,
and say my last goodbyes,
cause king ulman has won his game,
"this godless bob has died"

"punish this bob, this godless one
for doing all his talking
his life is spent, his life has run
he's now a dead man walking"

call your bookie, and bet the house, because I have a prediction to make. this time, the king will succeed.

RE-ELECT KING ULMAN!

his goal, never one, to alleviate,

personal destruction he's caused by choice,

but to maintain his elitist lifestyle,

by silencing the evidentiary voice.

he's thirsty for this bloggers blood,

you can be sure these are not just pet peeve's,

but watch very closely for his deadly punch,

that he's hiding inside his sleeve!

disguise

so this is how it looks 
inside my brand new body bag, 
all black and shiny and sterile too,
with my very own brand new toe tag.
a wise man once said to me,
something wise as they are prone,
"we come to this world with only our skin,
and we leave it all alone." 
with no regard for profit or loss,
or how to do it cheaper,
he has an appointment with everyone of us,
the one they call the reaper.

the reaper lurks shamelessly, 

just beyond our consciousness,

preparing for when he alone decides,

to deliver his deadly kiss. 

he works in silence unbeknownst to us,

and never showing his face,

till suddenly he's close enough 

to lay our lives to waste. 

he doesn't care that you want to stay 

with all of those you love,

and it just may be he appears to you,

as a murderer or a dove.

there's no limit to the myriad of forms he'll take,

but theres even more for you to ponder,

he may come for you as a saintly saint,

or a valued first responder. 

cops like their humor dark like mine,
no knock-knock jokes for them,
the only downside to killing me is,
they can never do it again.
i've told you folks the line is thin,
but that's just poetry in motion,
their line around me puts ft. knox to shame,
and has dispelled me of that notion. 

unmarked cars and nice ones too,

driven by those in blue,

sometimes more numerous than private citizens,

and thats just one of the clues.

they're running up mileage on their crime fighting cars,
they follow me mile after mile,
i think they ought to put those cruisers in park,
and walk with me for awhile.

they think i'm dumb like a box of rocks,

because i want a living cremation,

but there are times like this i clearly possess,

uncanny powers of observation.

it was just a ploy for a closer look,

that made him stop his ride,

to see if, like i said before,

i keep it by my side.

he was asking for the location

of the nearest postal facility,

but everything about this street clothes cop,

screams of incongruity.

he didn't want the one in our local zip code,

or the one in our office building,

it was enough so that i thought for a moment,

he wanted to do something chilling. 

casual conversation is fine with me,

but i can't help but be alarmed,

that there true intent just might be,

to do me irreparable harm. 

this constant surveillance, if it were any one else,

i might think i'm being stalked,

they may be working for that golden opportunity,

to outline my body in chalk.

it's a little confusing, the mixed signals they send,

i'm trying hard to read the signs,

to set in motion the wheels that mean,

the end of my behind.

now, i used to run some years ago,

and i'm certainly out of practice,

but with motivation like this,

and these cards stacked against me,

my run could be galactic. 

whether they're keeping me out or keeping me in,

cops sure know how to set the tone,

because they've got my ass confused as hell,

and i think i'm in the twilight zone.

if it's a a party they're yearning, 
i'll be back in a flash,

i'll order some pizzas and beer,

i've learned to find pure hedonistic pleasure,

in raw unadulterated fear.

am i having fun or am i on the run,

feel free to let me know,

just give me the sign you're ready to begin,

but in fun anything goes.

it's not a pretty sight for the public to see,

my flesh bloodied, twisted and mangled,

but i've an idea, keep it short and sweet,

with one bullet from officer angel. 

i've live my life, let's face the fact,

nobody lives forever,

i'm waiting on these banks for the ferryman to come,

to take me across this river.

"a body bag," such a perverse idea,
a bag to put a body in,
if i knew the reaper would be so soon,
i'd have enjoyed more unpardonable sin.
all is said and all is done,
no fears of growing old,
the reaper has now beckoned me,
and i think i'm growing cold. 
secure inside my body bag,
eternal death now looms,
the reaper has now sealed my death,
no more talk of doom and gloom.

my thoughts are slow, it's dark and cold,

and eerily very still,

i'm peaceful now, no tears in here,

because it is my will.

cold inside my body bag,damp inside my tomb,
this life will never flower again,
this flower will never bloom. 
the fruits of life that give us purpose,
are withered on the vine,
the reaper has now kissed my life,
disguised as the thin blue line.   

Howard County Executive and King Kenneth Ulman drops 13 felony counts against Godless Bob

Without comment,  Howard County Executive Ken Ulman dropped 13 bogus felony counts against blogger, "with no clout," godless bob. Considering the manufactured and trumped up charges were born solely out of personal malice for the godless one, it was the right thing to do.

While on the subject of  the justice system in Howard County Maryland, Let me just say that  I've never needed the services of a Public Defender before, and rarely the services of a private attorney, but I must admit to having a case of the heebie-jeebies initially because of all the talk I've heard about how Public Defenders just shuffle defendants through the court system like they do government paperwork. 

Let me tell you, I now know from first hand experience that the Public Defenders I worked with in Howard County Maryland provided the best legal representation I've ever received. They cared about the issues I was raising as well as the bigger issues of free speech and Constitutional Rights. While the case never even went to trial, I was completely confident in the abilities of these two Public Defenders and was certain I would have received an aggressive and principled defense by these excellent, and under appreciated Maryland Public Defenders at the Howard County Courthouse. With Public Defenders of this quality, who needs private and unaffordable private attorneys? Not me!
In need of a Public Defender and feeling a little skittish? If you're in the State of Maryland-relax. You're in good hands!
Hosannas to the Maryland Office of the Public Defender!

King Ulman drops 13 felony counts against godless bob

considering it was driven purely by personal malice, it was the right thing to do.

freedom of speech guaranteed - don't you believe it!

THE GOVERNMENT MONITORS THIS SITE -
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO!


http://howardcountygov.blogspot.com/

protesting king ulmans malicious prosecution

i'm proposing a new holiday
like none other in our nation
to honor those who follow me
down fiery corridors to self immolation

a day to honor citizens
who's lives have been destroyed
by this wicked king who treats us
like we're just his private toys

for the lives that he has decimated
now a memory or bowl of dust
punished by royal edict
for saying what we must

the evils of our wicked king
too much for this summation
my only response left to him
my public self immolation

if you're wondering what it is that makes him tick
this ken who thinks he's king
it's raking in his slumlord profits
while his pockets go "ching ching"

he's had hundreds of opportunities
and at least twice as many days
the onus on me, as it should
to set myself ablaze

true it's not an easy path
but for me this is my calling
the time has come, in noble style, to end this life
no more begging this king, no more crawling

some of the press is spineless, like our king
and when it comes to tv stations
they'll crawl from the woodwork to broadcast live
my public self immolation

i stood my ground and i'm proud of that,
he couldn't make me cower,
but now that all is said and done,
i'll die at kens george howard

offer me no sympathy
shed no tears for me
i must complete this final act
for all the world to see

it's not that this is suicide,
cause i have special powers,
when my flames subside and smoke clears,
i'll walk unscathed from kens george howard

i've no desire to leave my remains
to science and education
i have a duty to destroy whats left
by public self immolation

they've never been around to help me much
and far as i know neither have you
i want my flesh obliterated
so you can't use it too

it's better than cable, better than netflix
so grab a seat and just be patient
my response to this kings malicious prosecution
is my public self immolation

i'd suggest that for our futures
and the generations we leave behind
put this skunk in jail for the rest of his life
please, if you'd be so kind

don't be so serious.
the powers that be like to say my poetry is actually a "to do" list.
if that's the case, why has nothing on my supposed
''to-do " list ever been "to-done?"

WHO'S GOING TO PROSECUTE THE KING?

THE EPITOME OF THE MOST MALICIOUSLY DRIVEN RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT GOVERNMENT IS....

...KING KENNETH ULMANS REGIME
THE MOST PERSONALLY ASSAULTIVE AND ABUSIVE GOVERNMENT IN HOWARD COUNTY HISTORY! THE FEW, THE PRIVILEGED, AND THE POWERFUL WHO MALICIOUSLY SET OUT TO DESTROY THE LIVES OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGE THEM. THE EPITOME OF IMPOTENCE - THE KIND VIAGRA CANNOT FIX!

THOSE WITH ALL THE POWER WHO PREY ON THOSE WITH NONE - A CRIME OF VIOLENCE LIKE NO OTHER - THE TYRANNY OF ONE KING!

the emperor has no clothes

what's all this hostility
towards every living thing
perhaps it's because of the democrat
who seems to think he's king

could it be our wicked king
is still eager to strike a pose
now that all the voters can see
our emperor has no clothes

he seems to have his blinders on
he doesn't seem to hear
just look at what he's done to bob
as we start this year

he's called out the special forces
they've been ordered by the czar
to waste our funds and resources
to punish godless from afar

now godless holds in high regard
police officers
you see, they were there for godless bob
when things, one day, were worse

but why is it so necessary,
if i may be so bold,
to throw this blogger into jail
so the king can have his gold

it started with our forces
escorting "grass roots" in
it's happened many times before
and now it's happened once again

grass roots says that what they want
is to get bob what he needs
but they didn't say what the corporal wants
and he beats them till they bleed

"you're going to tell this godless bob,"
i think i heard him say,
"we're going to have to lock you up,
till you're feeling better some future day."

their smile, a blade, that's suddenly in
and twisting all around
they'll leave your soul a lifeless mess
your flesh a lifeless mound

as "helping" folks they're really lame
as everyone can see
they'll do exactly to you, too
just what they did to me

should "roots" come knocking at your door
pretending they're on your side
remember,
they're incapable of independent thought
so carry on with your suicide

they're muppets, puppets and marionettes
and i'm sorry for being so crass,
but everything they do and say is
because of the hand shoved up their ass

it's this wimpy character of grass roots folks
that really made the corporal burn,
"get out of my way, you do nothings,
step aside it's now MY turn"

they say it's a caring welfare call
but that's not really what they mean
they're looking for skimpy evidence
anything,
to break your fucking knees

the corporal said,
"if you don't mind i'd like to check you out,
you just might know the martial arts,
you might turn us inside out"

now godless did as bob was told
but the corporal was high strung
treating bob like he was
some kind of a charlie manson

ken called out his private forces
but bob's an easy bust
pecking at his keyboard
and saying what he must

"i need to arrest this godless bob
no stone will go unturned,
but after searching high and low
there's nothing new we've learned"

the corporal said bob might be a cop killer
WOW - how fuzzy is HIS vision!
even ice tea, who wrote that before,
plays a cop now on MY television

a pat down here, handcuffs, shackles
a ball and chain, i think, too
and even though bob is quite caucasian
his skin is black and blue

ok officers, you win, i lose
my hat's off to the czar
but personally your time is better spent
chasing carjackers who carjack cars

they dragged bob out of his private home
shackled like a slave
they're only goal to silence bob
that's clearly what they crave

the boys in blue have captured me
do with me as you will
but really folks, for reclusive bob,
this is ken's harassment and overkill

but this is why they're unique training
is best to fight criminality
not for abusing vocal bloggers
who upsets the powers that be

in other words, let me say,
and i hope i don't get sued,
while this schmuck of a king,
wants to abuse bob from afar
the police have more honorable things to do

there's too much temptation for the powers that be
the czar, the king, ken ulman
to use police, not for fighting crime,
but to harass and abuse a blogger

the epitome of impotence the kind viagra cannot fix
the epitome of ignorance that comes from un-intelligence
the epitome of abuse some governments seem to think
a justifiable weapon to conceal their slumlord links
the epitome of schmuckery and of letting it all hang out
ken's seething contempt for the godless one, who continues to call him out
the epitome of gutlessness and of how it came to be
of this simple minded politician who lacks the gonads to face me
the epitome of this crooked king who favors profits over lives
the epitome of irresponsibility for ignoring tenants cries

he ignored this bob 2 years ago
he ignored all the others too
and now he wants to save his face
by killing you know who

i know it's been some time ago
when we learned about free speech
little did i realize that, one day, having it
could be such of a reach

while separation of church and state
is founded in our constitution
this mutual stroking of politicians and cops
needs an equally sound solution

my appeal is, simply, to the best
of the howard county pd
to use your exceptional talents for crime fighting
not for harassing lone bloggers, like me

just as there is no santa claus
and no easter bunny, too
just as there is no freedom for me
there's also no freedom for you

the king steps up to the cameras
adjusting his microphone
his words are highly polished
his words are perfectly honed

he puts on his official poker face
and says all he can say
"this godless bob says way too much,
this godless bob must pay"

"this freedom of speech we love so much
is such a ghastly thing,
but i've signed the law that gives that right
only to a king"

"he exposed my association
with slumlords, thugs and such,
he'll never see daylight again,
he knows just way too much"

"my dreams of higher office
are now thoroughly infected,
as long as godless bob's alive
i cannot be elected"

" but all this time and resources
on a blogger with no clout
and in my private moments,
i'm having a few doubts"

"this bob has cost me way too much
he'll get all he is due
but did i put an end to him,
or light the bloody fuse?"

" this pressure that i'm living with
because of all my woes,
godless bob has made you see,
this emperor has no clothes"

the corporal says i have no right
to issue a disclaimer,
still i want you folks to know,
my heart is actually tamer

so, now that i have let you see
this emperor has no clothes,
i'm preparing for my final bow,
i'm preparing for my close

lloyd and weber said this thing
about another guy
but king ulman has taken aim
"this godless bob must die"

no need to wonder where it is
no need to wonder why
king ulman has found his fame,
"because godless bob will die"

no need to wonder where it is
no need to wonder why
king ulman has found his fame,
"because godless bob will die"

i'll take some sips, some chips and dips,
and say my last goodbyes,
cause king ulman has won his game,
"this godless bob has died"

"punish this bob, this godless one
for doing all his talking
his life is spent, his life has run
he's now a dead man walking"