the thin blue line vs. godless bob

the thin blue line
vs.
godless bob
the chase!

they say he's got another plan,
that he's got me in his sights,
but think how much easier this all could be,
if he'd recognize free speech is my right.

there are cruisers, troopers and choppers overhead,
i can't see the forest for the trees,
you'd think i'm one of americas most wanted,
because they're waiting at the corner for me.

i'm sure the line now understands,
i'm one of a kind and nobody's clone,
still, i'll keep my eyes skyward and even though i can't see it,
i'm expecting a hit from a drone.

under cover of darkness,
i'll change my mo and only dress in black,
i'll sleep in the daytime and prowl in the nighttime,
just like my good ol' friend count drac.

if you're a betting man put your money on me,
because i'm the horse to pick,
the weapon i have they can never trump,
my will to 10-56.

they'll take to the streets in unmarked cars,
they love the thrill of the chase,
but so the line has fun, like hell i will run,
till i get tased and maced.

he's probably a good guy, this corporal paranoia,
but he's so tense and tight all the time,
he'll probably blow my fucking brains out,
if even i don't commit crime.

they've searched my place so many times,
they know it better than i,
and with 15 months of visiting me,
it's time to ask them why.

there's no guns, no weapons, or drugs in here,
there's not even a prostitute,
and that's not because i morally object,
i just don't have that much loot.

everyday it's with me twenty-four seven.
it's always right by my side,
if they get too close and i think i'm in danger,
i can always choose suicide.

these are natural rights provided all mankind,
basic value, principles, and dignity,
but what i've received from my howard county gov,
is nothing short of menacing. 

it's easy for me to stay out of sight,
because i always work alone,
i'd know when it is they're closing in,
if it weren't for that dog gone smartzone.

but, till they swoop down with another assault,
with another pointless sting,
i'll lay very low and keep to myself,
and for now i'll be ocean king.

it's happened before to a more honorable king,
who set out to dip his wick,
while not exactly the same, the fact still remains,
i'm our kings chappequiddick.

10-56 and 10-66 are police codes for suicide.
smartzone is communication system for hcpd.
ocean king is police phonetic spelling for ok.

freedom of speech guaranteed - don't you believe it!

THE GOVERNMENT MONITORS THIS SITE -
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO!


http://howardcountygov.blogspot.com/

metamorphosis

they'll tell you of what fun they had
to send my temperature rising,
what's more important is it clearly proves
humans are dehumanizing.

what makes them think to break my soul
would win them my allegiance?
cause in a perfect world they'd hang 'em high
for practicing malfeasance.

the abuse, they said, would strike me down,
but all that's served by this,
is the deepest rage to ever change a man,
and his metamorphosis.