a salute to officer angel

there are bad apples in every profession
but in this one that carries the guns
they're sure and steady and ever ready
even the prepubescent one

i can sense the slow breath of death
out of sight, but still encroaching
with the face of an angel on this youngest cop ever
the hangman is now approaching

how sinister a thought, how sinister a ploy
you know i don't believe hell comes
this particular cop, comfortable and sure
my death, i now fully welcome

when it's all over, my flesh unfamiliar
and probably completely mangled
they took me by storm and i've surrendered my soul
to this cop who appears like an angel

i told you they're expert at what they do
and we need them fighting crime
catching muggers, murderers and rapist, too
not bloggers who blog in rhyme

at times like this it's certainly true
hazes and hues are confusing
that i'd so easily succumb to this kid with a gun
is privately kind of amusing

if you don't know, don't misunderstand
cause if you're a mugger, thugger or thief
i'm not an easy mark cause i'm walking towards you
your best bet's the other side of the street

i don't look ferocious, and i'm glad that's the case
and unlike you i don't carry heat,
but if you should cross me, i mean REALLY cross me
i'm the last bitch you'd ever want to meet

if you're one of those slugs, i'm better than you
and i don't respect the way that you live
but to those who are society's ideal
it's my life and my choice to give

i have something you don't, a very keen sense
a sense of the good side of men
but angel, i'm sure, is a warrior at core
he's killed and he'll kill again

if you think you'll get over
because of your own unique and particular kind of angle
i'm telling you this, don't make the mistake
of fucking with officer angel

i'm not going to complain, nor even explain
why this life has been majorly painful
but i'm ready for death, as long as it's mete
by the hands of officer angel

the emperor has no clothes

what's all this hostility
towards every living thing
perhaps it's because of the democrat
who seems to think he's king

could it be our wicked king
is still eager to strike a pose
now that all the voters can see
our emperor has no clothes

he seems to have his blinders on
he doesn't seem to hear
just look at what he's done to bob
as we start this year

he's called out the special forces
they've been ordered by the czar
to waste our funds and resources
to punish godless from afar

now godless holds in high regard
police officers
you see, they were there for godless bob
when things, one day, were worse

but why is it so necessary,
if i may be so bold,
to throw this blogger into jail
so the king can have his gold

it started with our forces
escorting "grass roots" in
it's happened many times before
and now it's happened once again

grass roots says that what they want
is to get bob what he needs
but they didn't say what the corporal wants
and he beats them till they bleed

"you're going to tell this godless bob,"
i think i heard him say,
"we're going to have to lock you up,
till you're feeling better some future day."

their smile, a blade, that's suddenly in
and twisting all around
they'll leave your soul a lifeless mess
your flesh a lifeless mound

as "helping" folks they're really lame
as everyone can see
they'll do exactly to you, too
just what they did to me

should "roots" come knocking at your door
pretending they're on your side
remember,
they're incapable of independent thought
so carry on with your suicide

they're muppets, puppets and marionettes
and i'm sorry for being so crass,
but everything they do and say is
because of the hand shoved up their ass

it's this wimpy character of grass roots folks
that really made the corporal burn,
"get out of my way, you do nothings,
step aside it's now MY turn"

they say it's a caring welfare call
but that's not really what they mean
they're looking for skimpy evidence
anything,
to break your fucking knees

the corporal said,
"if you don't mind i'd like to check you out,
you just might know the martial arts,
you might turn us inside out"

now godless did as bob was told
but the corporal was high strung
treating bob like he was
some kind of a charlie manson

ken called out his private forces
but bob's an easy bust
pecking at his keyboard
and saying what he must

"i need to arrest this godless bob
no stone will go unturned,
but after searching high and low
there's nothing new we've learned"

the corporal said bob might be a cop killer
WOW - how fuzzy is HIS vision!
even ice tea, who wrote that before,
plays a cop now on MY television

a pat down here, handcuffs, shackles
a ball and chain, i think, too
and even though bob is quite caucasian
his skin is black and blue

ok officers, you win, i lose
my hat's off to the czar
but personally your time is better spent
chasing carjackers who carjack cars

they dragged bob out of his private home
shackled like a slave
they're only goal to silence bob
that's clearly what they crave

the boys in blue have captured me
do with me as you will
but really folks, for reclusive bob,
this is ken's harassment and overkill

but this is why they're unique training
is best to fight criminality
not for abusing vocal bloggers
who upsets the powers that be

in other words, let me say,
and i hope i don't get sued,
while this schmuck of a king,
wants to abuse bob from afar
the police have more honorable things to do

there's too much temptation for the powers that be
the czar, the king, ken ulman
to use police, not for fighting crime,
but to harass and abuse a blogger

the epitome of impotence the kind viagra cannot fix
the epitome of ignorance that comes from un-intelligence
the epitome of abuse some governments seem to think
a justifiable weapon to conceal their slumlord links
the epitome of schmuckery and of letting it all hang out
ken's seething contempt for the godless one, who continues to call him out
the epitome of gutlessness and of how it came to be
of this simple minded politician who lacks the gonads to face me
the epitome of this crooked king who favors profits over lives
the epitome of irresponsibility for ignoring tenants cries

he ignored this bob 2 years ago
he ignored all the others too
and now he wants to save his face
by killing you know who

i know it's been some time ago
when we learned about free speech
little did i realize that, one day, having it
could be such of a reach

while separation of church and state
is founded in our constitution
this mutual stroking of politicians and cops
needs an equally sound solution

my appeal is, simply, to the best
of the howard county pd
to use your exceptional talents for crime fighting
not for harassing lone bloggers, like me

just as there is no santa claus
and no easter bunny, too
just as there is no freedom for me
there's also no freedom for you

the king steps up to the cameras
adjusting his microphone
his words are highly polished
his words are perfectly honed

he puts on his official poker face
and says all he can say
"this godless bob says way too much,
this godless bob must pay"

"this freedom of speech we love so much
is such a ghastly thing,
but i've signed the law that gives that right
only to a king"

"he exposed my association
with slumlords, thugs and such,
he'll never see daylight again,
he knows just way too much"

"my dreams of higher office
are now thoroughly infected,
as long as godless bob's alive
i cannot be elected"

" but all this time and resources
on a blogger with no clout
and in my private moments,
i'm having a few doubts"

"this bob has cost me way too much
he'll get all he is due
but did i put an end to him,
or light the bloody fuse?"

" this pressure that i'm living with
because of all my woes,
godless bob has made you see,
this emperor has no clothes"

the corporal says i have no right
to issue a disclaimer,
still i want you folks to know,
my heart is actually tamer

so, now that i have let you see
this emperor has no clothes,
i'm preparing for my final bow,
i'm preparing for my close

lloyd and weber said this thing
about another guy
but king ulman has taken aim
"this godless bob must die"

no need to wonder where it is
no need to wonder why
king ulman has found his fame,
"because godless bob will die"

no need to wonder where it is
no need to wonder why
king ulman has found his fame,
"because godless bob will die"

i'll take some sips, some chips and dips,
and say my last goodbyes,
cause king ulman has won his game,
"this godless bob has died"

"punish this bob, this godless one
for doing all his talking
his life is spent, his life has run
he's now a dead man walking"