if you're on this site, you're here by choice...of your own volition.
you didn't get a pop-up window for godless bob, because they don't exist.
you got to this site by entering this web address into your browser,
or you selected this link in your search engines search results,
by choice...of your own volition.
it is a crime for anyone to force you, against your will, to view godlessbob.blogspot.com
if you have been forced to view this site against your will,
CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY
to report this heinous crime.
tell them godless bob sent you.
they will take very good care of you.
for the overwhelming majority of you, it's probably best if you exit now.you are forewarned! you are not going to like what you find on this site. you are likely to be personally offended and sickeningly uncomfortable. however, that is not the intent of this site. perhaps sesame street would be more to your liking. in fact, i think i hear big bird calling you now. you may be excused.
have a nice day!
as for those brave souls who chose to stay - by remaining on this site, you acknowledge that you are at least 18 years of age, and of your own volition, choose to remain on this site and discuss the adult subject matters covered and in adult language.
in addition, you agree not to hold godless bob or blogspot responsible should, as a result of viewing this site, your corneas are burned out.
still here? ok, let's do it.
now just relax and look deep into my eyes.
you have nothing to fear. you are safe here.
close your eyes, take a deep breath and slowly exhale as you let all your worries and troubles leave your body and dissipate into thin air.
you are now under my spell, however you will always have the option to leave anytime you choose...and of your own volition.
godless bob is calling you to a higher state of being.
a higher state than even your own god can, because i alone occupy and control this highest state of being.
you are safe, warm and at peace with the universe.
you are now under my control
resistance is futile.
you now accept the wisdom of everything you read on godless bob as gospel.
you now accept, without condition, godless bob's philosophy and penetrating insight as your own.
peace be still.welcome to nirvana,
or is it valhalla?
either way
you are now godless.
congratulations.
